Tips and Tricks for the Zombie Apocalypse

I realized I haven't written enough about zombie safety. I'm sitting here watching horror movies as I'm cooking and cleaning, and thought I should take a break to help the public. These are just my rules based on observation, and feel free to add your own. We'll need to stick together when the time comes, so it's best to share our knowledge. Since I'm watching The Strangers (freaky as hell), the same rules apply to general horror movie scenarios.

• Cardio. Yes, I stole it from Zombieland, in a way, but the principle is the same. You'll need to be able to run if the situation arises. You may not have a working vehicle. You might need to run to your vehicle. Either way, get in shape. The verdict is out as to whether or not zombies really can run, so it's better not to bank on them moping along in traditional zombie fashion.

• Shoes. This is related to cardio. Ladies (and gents), you should always have sensible shoes. If not on your feet, then close at hand. If you're trying to run barefoot or on heels through the woods, you're zombie feed. It's that simple. Invest in a good pair of boots. Hiking boots work, and I also like tactical boots made by Bates or Hi-Tek.
• Weapons. Guns are a must. Re-read your Zombie Survival Guide to get the lowdown on which are better for your particular situation, but you need 'em. Learn to improvise weapons as well. Think like MacGuyver. Long weapons are better to keep them at a distance - fire axe, spade, etc. But they must be sharp! 

• Pockets. Make sure you have clothing with pockets available. Cargo pants, utility vests, and so on. You'll need to carry ammo on the run, along with other essentials. A backpack may fall off or weigh you down.
• Cell Phones. Buy extra batteries and keep them charged. Granted, if the network falls, they'll do nothing for you, but in your psycho killer situation, the victim's battery is always dead or near dead.
• Food. This is where stockpiling comes in handy. By using coupons and sales fliers to your advantage, you can easily build a good stockpile of canned goods, soups, health and beauty stuff. This is all valuable. If you've seen the Book of Eli, you'll know that wet naps = $$$! Include batteries in your stockpile. You may need them for radios and lanterns. 

I think that's a good start for now. Don't get overwhelmed. Stay alert, and be prepared!